my battle with the teamug

I was washing the dishes earlier tonight, after having had a wonderful homecooked dinner. As i opened the kitchencloset, a purple milka cowish teamug fell out. Of course my hands were slippery and wet and i tried to catch it, but i failed miserably... Eventually, after what seemed to last an hour, but must have taken a couple of seconds, the teacup broke on my forehead. I can tell you: it hurt like hell! I was getting dizzy and felt something sticky and warm running down my eyebrow and cheek (no, there was no actual tea involved)... Yep, blood was gushing out (a little exaggeration, but that's me eh!) and i almost fainted (no exaggeration here tho). So i went to sit on the floor, took a towel on my way, and tried to stop the wound from bleeding. It wasn't as bad as it seemed, and it's mainly on my eyebrow, so it won't leave a scar (damn!) but it's bruised and will probably be black and blue and a little bloody tomorrow. Oh, and i have a major headache... But most of all, when i was sitting on the floor, realising what had just happened, i just laughed my socks off...